I didn’t write about this the first time I saw it because I thought it was just an aberration. Or more accurately, it could be considered an abortion of common sense. Either way, whatever it was, I thought it would never happen again, because, why? Let me start from the beginning.
I’m sitting at work about a week ago, and I see a woman dressed in what can only be described as a lapse in judgement, or blindness: Canadian Tuxedo. She most clearly was wearing a jean jacket (very short by the way) and a pair of jeans, into which her enormous ass barely had room to fit into. She was smiling and happy all day, and I can’t understand why, since she’s wearing all denim. So, let’s hope she hadn’t taken her pills that day.
Move ahead to today. One would think seeing a person in said Canadian tuxedo would be enough to deter one from wearing it at all. It only encourages them. Today, a man that looks like he should either be fixing my plumbing, or molesting a kid is wearing it. Although to be fair, it actually makes him look less malevolent. I mean, who’s afraid of anyone that wears jeans head to toe.
So there it is, your new epidemic. I’m not a stylish person myself, but the line has to be drawn. Who looks in the mirror after putting that ridiculous getup and says, “Yeah, this is how I want to be seen today.” Besides, jean jackets aren’t even all that comfortable or warm.
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