Now this, I just don’t get

I don’t usually read Page 6, but I found this link on one of my favorite blogs, that I actually do read.  Apparently, Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen are bumping uglies – in every sense of the word, because I don’t believe there’s a good looking part between the two.
Could someone please explain how this [...]

Tears of boredom

I’m so bored, that this is the second post in a day.  I’m pretty sure this is the first time that this is ever happened.  So, enjoy it while it lasts.  Like fleeting freedom in a corporate world.
Having a hard time concentrating today because the rancid smell of cigarette smoke is really getting to me.  [...]

Highschool, but worse

Another fire drill today.  Good times.  I’m sitting here, minding my business as usual, reading up on the news of the day, when the most annoying siren comes over the PA.  I guess it’s good that way, because you want to get the fuck out so your ears don’t bleed.  Fire drills keep you safe, [...]

Stay classy

I didn’t write about this the first time I saw it because I thought it was just an aberration.  Or more accurately, it could be considered an abortion of common sense.  Either way, whatever it was, I thought it would never happen again, because, why?  Let me start from the beginning.
I’m sitting at work about [...]

Dumbledore is gay. Who cares?

Rowling has just recently revealed that Dumbledore is gay.  Sure, I’ve heard the name before, but I don’t know anything about the character because I don’t read the books.  Apparently he’s a well respected all-knowing gray bearded wizard.
Here’s my question: Who the hell cares?  I’m not sure why Rowling did this, and more importantly why [...]

Dumbest man on the face of the earth.

I am, quite possibly, the dumbest man on the face of the Earth.  No, don’t interrupt, let me tell you what happened.
Last night, before I went to bed, I went to take my dog out.  It wasn’t that cold out, but it had recently rained, and I was wearing a tshirt and shorts.  Floppy sandals [...]